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What is his body language saying or something? You talk with a guy with confidence, he always pauses as he stares into your eyes before he answers? He doesn't do this with other girls, he only does it to me. We're aquaintances that know each other a little. I think he's hot and stuff. I dress modestly. So what does it mean when you ask a guy about something general he just stares into your eyes and answers after 3 seconds? Additional Details 2 minutes ago Like I would ask him about how to fix the computer or tv. He'd tell me without offering to go into my room lol. Or if I ask him if he's into marketing degree. He'd stare into my eyes for a bit before answering.

In male body language ,quickly rubbing or fixing hair when walking pass someone indicates?

What does this body language mean? Suppose there are three persons sitting, two of them are talking with each other and the third one is with them but is silient. He now rubs his fingers of both the hands with each other, upwards and downwards with palms fixed at the bases. What's going on in his mind? What does this body language show?

Body Language: Boss fixes tie? I notice that whenever my boss talks to me, he is usually adjusting his tie at the neck. However, anyone else he can look them straight in the face with no problem and respond. I have worked under him for three years and I cannot understand why he doesn't make 100% eye contact and almost always feels the need to adjust his tie. Does this mean I should not trust him? Or does it mean something else?

What body language does a guy show to a girl? he's interested in? I have this cute repairman come over to fix something and he explains the problem with the warped bolt by making a hole with his finger and thumb and sticking his index finger in it. Was this some sort of subconscious sexual indication?

Reading text without body language? Whenever I receive an in-depth emotion-charged message I never seen to be able to read it. Like i can see words and make sentences but cannot see the meaning or emotion attached with it. But when i talk about it in person everything makes perfect sense. It seems that without body language I cannot understand. Is there something wrong with me? Is it Common? what can i do to fix it? Thanks

Body language and flirting...? so they say that most of what we actually mean comes from body language more than verbal cues - What does it mean when I flirted with the cute repairman that fixed my washing machine - we locked eyes, I told him a joke, he smiled to himself and blushed when he spoke to me, and when he explained the problem with my appliance... he explained that a bolt came loose by holding his finger up and making a circle with his index and thumb, then he stuck it inside. Am I reading too much into this - or was he telling me something?

What are his actions, facial expressions, and body language saying to me? Well...he is constantly looking my way. Out of everyone else in the room, he always finds a way to fix his eyes on me. When I stopped being sassy towards him, he started being a cool person. He sat a certain way when he knew that I would look at him. I'll stop right there. I'm getting a strong vibe that he likes me ALOT. What do ya'll think? Could it be something else?

if a girl “tightens” or “fixes” her hands on my shoulders while dancing, is it body language that she likes it

body language killing me? friends I am confused. When people (all ages) looks at me. They do some specific actions. Like when women/girls/old ladies looks at me. they will cover their face and chests with their hands. Like I was going to eat them through the face or chest. This always happens even if I am not looking at them. They also tries to lower their skirt and fix their dress. It looks like my face tells them that I am a dangerous guy. And they should hide and cover them from me. All ethnic and all ages of women do this to me. I feel ashamed of me. I dont want to create trouble for anyone. But no one tells me what is wrong with my face. Maybe ladies have some idea of what could be wrong here. Can you hlep? thanks

Body language......??? There is this girl that i only see as a friend and i have noticed that she always try to argue with me, and when she does she'll look me in the eyes for a couple of seconds (noticing her pupils are dilated), she will fix her clothes, play with her hair when im sitting next to her. When we are arguing she'll pull out lipstick and apply it (whats with the randomness its called a bathroom), She always laughs and smiles ranging from giggling to hardcore laughter, She lets me sit close enough to wear we can barely touch each other, and she'll keep kicking me on the leg when im in the way, P.S i know she doesn't like me, but whats up with that?

Weird body language???????? There is this girl in one of my classes. We sit next to each other because the teacher told us to. We always argue and she always calls me gay for some reason, and talks about how i like you know.... Since we sit next to each other (the tables are sorta small) our elbows will touch she'll move them for a second and then she'll put her elbows closer to mine. She almost always smiles/or laughs when we talk to each other, But sometimes when we argue we just stare in to each others eyes for a while, so is she like trying to challenge me or something? Why does she treat me horrible. She said she doesn't consider us friends, but she isn't nearly as sarcastic with others guy as she is with me. One last thing, sometimes when i goof off she'll just laugh and fix her hair (weird), or when i walk by and she catches my attention she'll just start cracking up? Does she think she is better then me (SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME I THINK) Why does she keep referring to my sexuallity, I'm straight but she keeps saying im gay and fruity....

Do women constantly fix their hair around guys cause they find them attractive? Psycologist say that women fixing their her around men is common form of body language.alot of women fix their hair around me,including my boss, some even grin when they do it .

Trying to read body language? when she hears some one call me by my nick name she will repeat it sometimes and she walks pretty close and sync with me. I walked really close to her one day and as i walked by out of the corner of my eye i could see her eying me down and she constantly fixes her hair and clothes when im near

Body Language? Says yes? Okay so here's the deal..The other night my friend and I fixed dinner for a guy and his brother (They are her family friends and neighbors)..Well my friend things that the one brother will be interested in me..hints the dinner..Anyway so there were a few signs I kinda picked up and I just wanted someone elses opinion 1. Nine times outta Ten his shoulders were directed at me 2. We made plenty of eye contact.there were points when it felt like we were the only two in the room 3. I need a knife and he gave me his(Could be a nice guy thing tho) 4. We made him take a test and he spent forever explaining his answers to come across better 5.I'm a pastors kid and he teased me when I said I saw a movie witha shirtless guy in it..lol.. 6. My friend and I made cupcakes and he was like I wonder if I can fit an entire cupcake in my mouth and I was no way he could do it, but he stood up and totally did and was all pumped..It was hilarious..especially when I told him he had frosting on his mouth and he licked it away There were other things to..but there were some things that I thought were not so great like at the end of the night he didnt say anything like...look forward to seeing you again..or anything about future talk..or O I had a fun time...Then at the end of the night we were saying bye and like he gave my/his friend a hug and when my friend was like group hug he was all for it..I mean on a first meeting what do you think? Am I crazy? Nothing rude plz Not to mention he said made a comment saying he wishes I was the girl texting him..lol..

HUGE dog problem!!!!!? i am at boiling point with my dog right now!!!!!!! i take him to the park so he can have a play with other dogs (as i do regularly) and suddenly he sees another dog at the end of the road and runs across the road nearing getting himself killed to smell the other dog. then later, he looks around the park and runs towards a random man and starts barking at him furiously. i used all my vocals and body language telling him NO but he ran away from me and as i tried to lure him with treats, he didn't come. he then saw another dog and ran to it and followed it all the way, i couldn't chase him so i asked the owner of the other dog to grab his collar which he did but then my dog bit struggled and bit him and then ran away again. i finally got him when he was taking a whizz and now he is in so much trouble i feel like killing him. this has NEVER happened before! PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM, I NEED IT FIXED EVERY OTHER DOG IS OBEDIENT AND CALM BUT MY DOG IS HYPER he's a jack russell X he has not been fixed, could this be apart of the problem? is he in heat? hey thx to all that have answered so far. i'm training him now not to bark and its already working he knows sit, stay, come, down everything! he's great at home but when he goes out things go wrong

Female body language and confusion? For example, my friend and I were watching TV with a group of friends and we ended up sitting next to to each other on the sofa. She seeemed to be very mindful of the fact that her blouse may be too revealing. So she was constantly fixing her shirt to make sure she wasn't showing her cleavage. I was alittle offended because (1) I wasn't even looking and (2) even if I wanted to, I would have tried very hard not to look and make her feel uncomfortable in that way. fyi - this is a girl friend who I'm not dating but have a crush on and my friends all think she likes me too. Bottomline: I just felt she was very conscious of the fact that she was close to me even though it wasn't a big deal for me. Is it because she's nervous around me? or does she want to make it clear she wants to make sure she doesn't lead me on? Any feedback from female perspective would be much appreciated! Thanks

Two newly introduced sugar gliders body language? well ok i am introducing two gliders a male and a female about a year old each who will eventually become a breeding pair SO i was wondering after a while in the bathtub (lol) they were smelling and gromming each other and the male( Tyco) was senting the female (Roo) and they remained playing, smelling, feeling, and grooming each other then after about an hour in the bathtub they started to get really feely( lol not a word but w.e) and i think someone got annoyed (not sure who) and made a hissing sound that i know means Roo is annoyed and has just bit something ( if had roo for much longer and she is VERY bonded to me but i just got the boy a month ago) so after that little spazz i decided playtime was over and they both went back to their seperate cages SO i was wondering how am i doing as far as introductions and do you think they ll be able to breed eventually i want babies SOOO bad and right after the first little daddy gets fixed (LOL) so anyways any ideas on what that hissing sound meant in that case and does scenting mean that Tyco (boy) likes her?? anyone else?? c mon i dont want to ruin my chance of babies by messing this up sugar gliders arnt hamsters -_-

Please Help Correct Essay 1 Body Paragraph (Grammar, better sentence structure, punctuation.)? Imagine if you were a black male living in the U.S.A. in the 1930s, large build, and was accused of raping a white woman but you knew inside of you that you were innocent. Tom Robinson experienced this exact scenario, and he did not feel like he was given a fair chance. Tom Robinson was a regular Macomb resident who did not care what others thought of him. Tom minded his own business, but helped those who asked him. Mayella Ewell is the daughter of Bob Ewell. One afternoon, Mayella saw Tom walking past her house and asked Tom to fix her chiffarobe, “I said come here, nigger, and bust up this chiffarobe for me, I gotta nickel for you” (180). Mayella explaining her case to the court tells Mr. Gilmer that when she asked Tom to come into her house to fix her chiffarobe, he ran behind her, and grabbed her by the neck. This proves that Tom is susceptible to danger. Tom is a prime target for prejudices from others. Just because Tom is black, Mayella believes that she has an advantage over Tom in the court of law. In the quote above, Mayella initially disrespected Tom. Mayella used the term “nigger” to describe Tom. The term nigger is a form of derogatory language. The people in Maycomb use this term often for black people, but it is not a pleasant term. Mayella knows that she cannot fix her chiffarobe herself, so she decides to get a black male, whom she is not the best of acquaintances with to fix it for her. Mayella uses the term nigger for Tom to make herself feel superior towards him. While in the courtroom, Mayella constantly seems to be uneasy around Tom. Atticus, Jem, Scout, and Calpurnia truly believe that Tom is innocent. Tom knows he is innocent, but the jury will not listen to him. One major breakthrough that helped Tom prove his innocence was the location of the bruise on Mayella. Atticus claims that Mr. Ewell beat his daughter, proven by Mayella's bruising on her right side. Atticus can support this because he asked Mr.Ewell to write his name, “Would you write your name for us? Clearly now, so the jury can see you do it” (Lee 177). The significance from this quote is Bob is left handed. The person who committed the crime had to be left handed. Atticus then pointed out that Tom Robinson’s left hand is crippled, and cannot punch at all. Atticus proved to the judge that Bob is left handed, and the beating on Mayellas’ right eye had to be done by a left handed person. Mayella is still positive that it was Tom who raped her. Atticus states that he is at an unfair advantage in this case and the final outcome will be determined form what the jury has heard from both Tom and Bob. Tom knows that the jury will believe a white man’s word rather than a black man’s word. Although Atticus establishes his innocence, Tom is determined to be guilty and is later shot dead. The symbol of the mockingbird is shown mostly throughout Tom’s role in the book. Tom was a genuinely nice man, though some viewed Tom as an imposter to society. When people saw him, they were scared. People wanted to run the other way. Racism plays a big role in the novel, and the jury was extremely racist towards Tom. Tom was truly just doing a job out of the goodness of his heart, but he ends up receiving the guilt.

Help? I always appear like a nervous person? How can I fix this? People tell me I always seem like a nervous person, and that I always seem scared. I have no idea how to control this, but it apparently brings me lots of problems. What can I do to control this? What body language could I be expressing that reflects this?

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HELP! Am I reading her right? Should I steal a kiss before I leave? In a few days Im leaving town for about 2 years. Ive started to hang out with this girl which I like. We’ve gone out but I get mixed signals. She laughs, we talk a lot she seems to have a good time. However Im always the one intiating contact. She is very hard to get a hold of, has rainchecked me a few times, she never tries to find or call me. Her body language confuses me, she sometimes allows contact but sometimes draws away though I may have been too subtle. They say that when you are interesed your body faces the person Ive noticed mine is but she only turns the head. Just want to know if she likes me back. Im thinking simple: stealing a kiss before I leave. Mostly a fix for my ego. I feel she wont go for it but Im not 100% sure. Ive always been way to safe when it comes to this, this may be my chance to break away. Dont want to be a puss but dont want to look like an a-hole either. Want to weigh doing something bold but uncertain versus playing it safe but dealing with what-if

Hi, is it offensive to you if I gaze at the space above you? The situation happens while travelling in a bus or metro where people sit facing each other. I fix my gaze about one feet above the person opposite me and try to remain still( as a kind of concentration exercise. ) Surprisingly that person gets irritated and starts glaring and shows angry body language. Please imagine yourself in ths situation(somebody gazing above you like this). Would you find this offensive, as intruding in your personal space? Thanks for answering.

Transitions And Conncetions Help with body paragraph for essay!!! Need help using proper transition words? There are many great novels today that use symbolism to enhance the plot. Symbolism is the use of something to make us connect meaning to the characters and plot in the novels. Our world contains many symbols. A dove symbolizes peace. A light bulb represents an idea. An owl symbolizes wisdom. We may not realize the author is using symbolism, but it does assist in understanding the novel. In Harper Lee’s novel To Kill a Mockingbird, she uses a great deal of symbolism. Lee uses symbols to represent something much more than the actual fact. In her book, the most significant symbol is the mockingbird. A mockingbird is a type of bird that does not want to harm others, only wanting to sing its heart out brining peace and joy. It is generally known that it is a sin to kill a mockingbird. This ties in with the symbolism of some of the characters in the novel because it is a sin to punish someone without any knowledge on whom they are. The mockingbird represents a warm, kind-hearted feeling which we can see in a few of the characters in To Kill a Mockingbird. Lee makes moderate use of symbols to portray the prejudices of the 1930's. To Kill a Mockingbird is a passionate novel with a strong meaning. By looking at Tom Robinson, Boo Radley, and Dolphus Raymond, we see how they fall victim to the unjust acts committed against them which prevents them from proving their innocence. Imagine if you were a black male living in the U.S.A. in the 1930s, large build, and was accused of raping a white woman but you knew were innocent. Tom Robinson, a Maycomb resident, experienced this exact scenario, and he did not feel like he was given a fair chance. Tom Robinson was the type that did not care what others thought of him. He minded his own business, yet he still helped those who asked him for a hand. Mayella Ewell, the daughter of Bob Ewell saw Tom walking past her house, one afternoon and asked him if he could fix her chifforobe: “I said come here, nigger, and bust up this chiffarobe for me, I gotta nickel for you” (Lee180). Mayella, explaining her case to the court, tells Mr. Gilmer that when she asked Tom to come into her house to fix her chiffarobe, he ran behind her and grabbed her by the neck. This proves that Tom is susceptible to danger. Tom is a prime target for prejudice from others. Just because Tom is black, Mayella believes that she has an advantage over Tom in the court of law. In the quote above, Mayella initially disrespected Tom. Mayella used the term “nigger” to describe Tom. The term she used is a form of derogatory language. The people in Maycomb use this unpleasant term to refer to black people. Mayella knew that she couldn’t fix her chiffarobe herself, so she decided to get a black male, whom she is not the best of acquaintances with, to fix it for her. Mayella calls Tom a nigger to make herself feel more superior towards him. While in the courtroom, Mayella constantly seems uneasy around Tom. Atticus, Jem, Scout, and Calpurnia truly believe that Tom is innocent. Tom knows he is innocent, but the jury will not listen to him. One major breakthrough that helped Tom prove his innocence was the bruise on Mayella. Atticus claims that Mr. Ewell beat his daughter after seeing the bruise. Atticus can support this because he asked Mr.Ewell to write his name: “Would you write your name for us? Clearly now, so the jury can see you do it” (177). The significance from this quote is the fact that Bob is left handed. The person who committed the crime had to be left handed. Atticus then pointed out that Tom Robinson’s left hand is crippled, therefore, it is difficult for him to do anything with it, much less, abuse someone. Atticus proved to the judge that Bob is left handed, and the beating on Mayella’s right eye had to be done by a left handed person. Mayella is still positive that it was Tom who raped her. Atticus states that he is at an unfair advantage in this case. The final outcome will be determined form what the jury has heard from both Tom and Bob. Tom knows that the jury will believe a white man’s word rather than a black man’s. If the jury took the word of a black male, they would be drifting away from their rightful system, the system of segregation. Although Atticus establishes his innocence, Tom is determined to be guilty and is later shot. The symbol of the mockingbird is shown mostly throughout Tom’s role in the book. Tom was a genuinely nice man, though some viewed Tom as an imposter to society. When people saw him, they were frightened. People would rather turn around and run the other way. Racism plays a big role in the novel. The jury was extremely racist towards Tom. Tom was just helping someone out with the kindness in his heart. However, he still ends up receiving the guilt. What would you do if you were locked up, kept inside, and hardly saw the outside world? Boo Radley was a harmless creature who fell victim to this kind of cruelty. Boo Radley was just a boy when he was accused of killing Bob Ewell. He was regarded as an evil force to society and was used as the scapegoat for everything negative towards Maycomb. He was constantly locked up inside due to his parents. Boo wanted to meet new friends and experience life, but he was completely shut off. All of these events built up inside of Boo and caused Boo to become depressed. Because he was unhappy, he decided to let his anger out on one person he knew: Bob Ewell. Boo secretly took a pair of scissors and stabbed Bob in the leg, which made Boo a bigger target towards society and the law. One main cause for Boo’s constant state of distress was the knothole. There was a knothole in a tree in front of his house which he used to communicate with Jem and Scout. The knothole was the only way Boo could communicate with the outside world. One day when Jem and Scout walked up to the knothole to see what Boo had left for them, they noticed the knothole was cemented up: “Someone has filled our knot-hole up with cement. Don’t you cry, now, Scout…don’t cry now, don’t you worry” (62). Jem and Scout were distraught when they discovered this and Jem cries because je realizes Boo had his only form of communication taken away from him. Jem knew Mr. Nathan Radley cemented the knothole, and decided to confront him about his actions. When Jem asked Mr. Radley why he had cemented the knothole up, he replied: “Tree’s dying. You plug ‘em with cement when they’re sick. You ought to know that, Jem” (62). Jem and Scout both knew that Mr. Radley was making up an excuse to help keep the real reason a secret. Jem knew that Mr. Radley took Boo’s privilege away from him and was afraid of what would happen to Boo. Boo Radley was just a boy wanting to escape from his confinement. Boo Radley was a nice boy who had no intention of hurting anyone, and this caused the sheriff to decide that Boo should not be arrested, but would present the death as an accident. Boo is one of the novel’s main mockingbirds, which we can see throughout all of the events that affect Boo in a negative way.

English speaker? can you find grammar error in my essay? thank you? Sharing a Subway Seat Sarah attended St Claire's College, which was quite far from her big, lovely house. One day, she had to go to school via the subway. Come morning, the subway was so full of passengers that anxiety overwhelmed her excitement of traveling on the subway, and after taking evening classes, the buses were nearly empty and she always got anxious about traveling alone at night. Worried, she needed to find a seat, but she would be sitting next to a stranger. In a matter of seconds, she opted to sit with an old lady who had smiled at her before. In a situation like this, where the individual has to make decisions involving strangers, s/he will make these decisions based primarily on few rules. Making judgments and drawing conclusions are prevalent aspects of human nature. As a result, few rules are applied to find a perfect seat on subway. First, it is unlikely that the individual will choose to sit by a burly person who gives off a sense of rudeness and hostility. His appearance and behavior is perceived as threatening and this, in turn, makes you subconsciously associate him with known threatening individuals such as criminals. This can give you a sense of uneasiness throughout your journey. Your instincts tell you that this is a 'threat', even if it’s not. Therefore, people tend to find someone who they perceive as gentle and 'safe'. After finding a safe person, next rule is applied to find someone who will not disturb your journey. Focusing on a person’s body language in a particular situation through observation can help you decide. If you want an individual to leave you alone, after all s/he is a stranger, then you need to focus on their specific behavior. A person who is sleeping peacefully is not about to get up early. On the other hand a woman who is holding her purse tightly and looking towards the door is the one who meets your expectations. You can assume the lady is going to leave the seat thereby leaving you alone. Focusing on the characteristics of the individual to see if they match your desires, and avoiding unnecessary details is a hardwired routine in human nature. After all, you are not looking for a lab partner to dissect rats with in Biology, or a plumber to fix your tap. If you are looking for someone specific, then focus solely on their characteristics. After finding a polite person, the next rule tells you to find a person who is following unwritten social law. Social rules and regulations that people make in relation to others are important. In every situation, focusing on the individual's personal social expectations is an important step in understanding the nature of others. Avoid sitting near a person who is breaking the Unwritten Social Laws; for instance; someone who is throwing food all over the place is a natural reaction. You need to size up the fellow passengers' behavior in order to know if certain behaviors are acceptable in a particular environment. If the passenger in question is a hyperactive child who is creating problems for everybody, avoid him, for his behavior will, consequently, draw attention to you. A child has a different view of the world than an adult. That can make many adults uneasy, and this is not something you want to experience. Your mind only needs a few seconds to gather information about somebody else and a human being has the full capability to judge a person from their behavior within a couple of seconds. Finally, the last rule says always notice people’s reactions towards you to understand their minds. If the old lady is anxiously looking at you while clutching her purse, she is considering you a threatening presence, and you should avoid sitting by her. Her behavior leads you to believe that you appear threatening, even though you may appear completely harmless to someone else. People’s staring can make you feel that they perceive you appearance strange. Nevertheless, staring is a common aspect of human nature. You should not let their reaction to ruin your journey. Sharing a seat with people in the subway is basically influenced by how one perceives them and their behavior. To make judgments and draw conclusions, a person's behavior and social etiquette are a few points to consider during a journey. These rules are not only helpful for finding a perfect seat, but also applied for an individual to understand the basic concept of human nature. one thing is for sure, i don't have misspelling. whoever just pointed this error.

How to up confidence and decrease self-conciousness? In certain situations such as working with my student organization, I view it in a business manner and am comfortable with that and feel confident in leading the organization (I'm president), even though at meetings, we may have no more than 15 people. What are other ways can I up my confidence when talking to just one other person i may want to impress? I take my body language seriously, and try not to touch my face too much when talking to people or be too fidgity. How can I change the way that I think so I'm not as self-concious as usual? I know whenever i'm talking with someone, I'm imagining in the back of my mind how I look, how i sound, if I'm interesting enough, and do I seem as self-assured as the other person? What do you do to fix these things? I wanted to add that usually when i'm in social situations, i come across as being nervous or uncomfortable. How can i change that?

Kinda a odd question? (fixed)? I haven't seen my ultimate crush in 3 years. I used to be a geek..but I have improved as the years went on. Back in the day..and this is 5 or 6 years ago he made it clear he did not like me. He is not a jerk, I just kinda 'screwed' up in the past. but as the years went on..I got more..non-verbal 'body language' these arent things I would catch on purpose... it was by chance or my friends would catch it ..example: he stares at me everytime I walk by , stands behind me when I play piano, tells friends to say hi to me, gives me a smirk. Normally I would not ask this cause whenever I see someone post their picture I think they just want a ego boost..but I want to know how you (guys preferably) think...I mean..since it has been 3 years I have changed alot and I hope enough to at least 'attract' him more or at all...do you think he could next time I see him http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/quacka/DSC00245.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/quacka/DSC00449.jpg after the 'q' since it wont click type in uacka/DSC00245.jpg and uacka/DSC00449.jpg

I have social problems...this is getting depressing. Help.? I've been working hard to fix my social problems. Posture, the way i talk and carry myself, body language, all that crap. I've been approaching strangers to get over fear of approach and rejection. I feel like i've changed alot. And by the way I'm not ugly or smelly or anything. But...why do i still freeze up...when talking to a stranger. I mean..i could have things to say MEMORIZED and when i find myself in a situation with a stranger...just NOTHING comes out. Even if they begin! there's nothing in my head that i could say, even memorized things disappear...and i have nothing to say even with acquaintances, so i have no comebacks to anything people say. (so i got made fun of alot my whole life) And don't tell me it's ok because i want to change this about myself, and i know i can. And it's not ok because without the ability to talk, how the hell do you make friends/girlfriends/etc? It's a necessary skill, and the lack of it has been making my life hell, and i'm already 19.

Psychology? A clinical psychologist wants to use the experiences of her patients for research. All of them have anxiety disorders, and she asks them to tell her about the first time they had a panic attack, as part of their regular therapy session. Each patient will be videotaped by hidden camera, so the psychologist and her students can assess patient’s degree of anxiety by examining their body language, verbal expressions, and non-verbal expressions. What did the clinical psychologist do wrong? How could you fix it?

Why HAS fix news decided to go negative and have an anti obama view of him.? Fox News anchor Hill in a tease to the next segment on body language calling the Obamas' gesture several things including a “terrorist fist jab”? A what the HE** she is thinking? If that kind of fist bump is indeed a terrorist gesture, then we're starting to get very scared 'cause we saw them all the time in the recent Stanley Cup playoffs on NBC. 24 minutes ago -

Expressing yourself without words?? Have you ever given the wrong impression or expression by your body language or facial expression and honeslty didn't mean to come off that way? I know I do this all the time and I am trying to be sincere but come off as standofish or mean, or with an attitude, just by my facial expressions. Note: I tend to be passionate when I speak! Please provide an example if possible, and how you are able to fix this!

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Internet dating or real dating? Internet dating is actually alot harder for me than real dating. I don't get it, is body language that important for me? I'm having alot of trouble with lines to use online. Real life dating I have down so well that girls are nevous and self-consious around me. (i.e. fixing their hair, looking away really quick) I just can't get that same effect online. I always come off as a jerk online, or worse.....needy (ewwww) So, I wanna know......what are you better at?

Rejection!!? I'm in good shape, I work out regularly, I'm pretty decent looking I'd say (8.5 on hotornot lol) I dress nicely, smell nice, I make women laugh alot, I'm a good conversationalist, I'm not desperate nor do I act in desperate ways. I'm not a jerk either and really, deeply appreciate women. I've read many books on body language and feel as though I've fixed that so that it helps me more than hurt me. I HONESTLY LIKE MYSELF, I don't have low self-esteem that is broadcasted everywhere like so many guys do. I'm on the short side (5'5) however and feel that is probably my only negative attribute. I'm kind of shy, but still outgoing. However every girl I ask out or show interest in does not return the interest, or just want to be friends. This confuses and frustrates me to no end. I'm 28 now and have had only a handful of very brief relationships. Women, if a guy is quality, why do you pass him up if you're single? Can someone tell me what could I being doing wrong? Thanks.

The beginning of my story? So can you tell me how the beginning of this is! I just started a month ago and have had a writers block so don't be so hard on me about how bad it it. I am also only 13 so it's probably not so good! So comment what i should fix and I also need names! When my parents died I went and stayed with my aunt and uncle. What a great idea that was! They think I'm a disgrace to there religion or social life or something like that. It's because I didn't do anything, I guess! I don't understand them, they want to be perfect, I think that was the only reason they took me in. To make everyone believe they were the perfect people in the world. Like one of those families you see in movies. Like that was real! When they told me they were sending me off to live with a cousin I was almost going to scream hallelujah right in front of them. How rude that would be. I was brought up better then that. I didn't quite know who or what they were talking about when they told me. They only said it was some where in Alaska and my cousins name was Kate and she was related to me by my dads side or something like that. But anything is better then staying in a suburb in Beverly Hills! I don't understand how worped life got after my parents died. It was so fast and now I was moving again. To a unknown place and to an unknown person. But it was better then staying with Mr and Mrs Perfect! "Rebecca" my aunt called "It's time to go your going to miss the flight if you don't hurry!" "coming" I said as I was wincing to the sound of too perfect voice I grabbed my single duffle bag and headed out of "my" room. It wasn't actually my room but that's what they wanted me to call it while I was there. It was more like a hospital room then in was my room! The whole car ride to the airport was mostly quiet accept for the occasional small talk! But I liked quiet. I use to hate it, but since the accident I didn't mind it quite as much! As I got on the plane my aunt waved a short goodbye and I was off. I didn't know what to expect when I landed. When I found out where I was going I was in a way relieved that it was a small town. It was called Denali and there were only 50 students in my junior class that was also mixed in the seniors! Things were going to be different then in Beverly Hills. When I landed I winced as I was leaving the warm comfortable plane into the cold, icy outside! People here were going to expect me to have a perfect tan and play volleyball on the beach with all of the hot surfers in L.A., but I was fair skinned not muscular and couldn't hit a volley ball for my life. When I got off the plane I heard a soft voice calling my name. "Rebecca, Rebecca" someone called It was a soft comforting voice. When I saw who it was I stared in a dazed wonder. She was so young and beautiful. She was barely older then me. Maybe a year or two older. She had sandy wavy blonde long hair and very pale skin. At least I would blend in here I thought to myself. When she caught my gaze she ran towards me with a devistatingly beautiful smile. I gasped when she touched me, she was cold as ice but I guess that's what you feel like when you live in a frozen city. "I'm so glad to see you, Rebecca", she said I interupted her and quickly said, "Becca, call me Becca!". She repeated Becca and kept on talking! I nodded once and starting concentrating on what she was rambling about. "When I heard you needed somewhere to stay from your Aunt I just couldn't say no. Becca your going to love it here, I already got you enrolled at the high school and everything!" she said I was so relieved when I heard she actually wanted me to come. She looked down with a discouraging smile at my small single duffle bag. "Is that all you brought?", she said in a discouraging voice. I nodded, "Well I guess were going to have to take you shopping, I guess". I didn't want her to spend money on me but she kept insisting that after I settled in we go to the city and have a huge shopping spree. I couldn't say no because I thought I would dissapoint her! When we finally got inside her car I gasped in relief at the warmth inside. She looked at me with a puzzled expression. I think she didn't understand that I was cold. She looked back at the road and started her car. She started to mumble something that I didn't quite understand. I started to fiddle with my fingers, as she drove to my new home, all I could think is that it would only be temporary until she decided that I was too much and send me off to someone else just my aunt and unlce did. When I looked back at her she had a huge frown on her face and was motionless while she drove. I wanted to ask what was wrong but I didn't think that I should. She glanced my way and asked if I was hungry. I shook my head and she kept on staring at me. "What" I asked with irritation rising in my voice. "Oh nothing, I just thought you would be, well different!" I looked at her with a puzzled expression but didn't I bother to ask why she said that. I guessed that she was talking about my non L.A. skin and non muscular body! We pulled up to a 2 story house that was quite larger then where I was living. My mouth dropped open and then I quickly shut it so it didn't seem like I was being rude! I didn't know how my cousin who did not have a job could afford to live in a house this size! "Blaire, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but I wasn't really expecting you quite so early so I didn't really set clean the house or have your room prepared!" I nodded, without speaking we both got out of the car and walked up to the door. We went inside and it felt like it dropped 2 degrees in tempature. I followed her as she walked me to my new room. I bet it was going to be just as uncomfortable as the room in Beverly Hills! When she opened the door I gasped at how devistatingly comfortable it looked. There was a huge arched window showing the beautiful forest that surrounded Denali. The room was freshly coated with white paint and had a queen sized bed in the right corner, there was a desk across from the bed with a reading lamp on it and all the school supplies I needed for my new school. I looked at her blankly as if this was all a mirage! She smiled, "So, this is your room if you don't like it we can always move you to another room down the hall. My room is at the end of the hall. The bathroom is straight across from you! Do you like it?" I nodded still not looking at her. I was still stunned at how much I loved it here already. She let me put my things away while she went into town and got a pizza for us to eat. I fiddled around with my new things and was amazed at how much she really did want me here. It looked like I would stay here after all. I sat down on my new bed and I felt a cold salty tear run down my face, and then I broke out and started bawling. For some reason I couldn't stop, I wrapped my arms around my legs as if I were in a ball. I couldn't breath I felt so terrible because I felt happy. My parents were dead and I was happy. I haven't been happy for a long time. But I still shouldn't be this happy if my parents weren't here with me. I slowly fell in unconsience, the next thing I knew Kate was waking me up for the first day off school. I guess she didn't wake me up last night to eat. I grabbed my bag and got dressed. I didn't look quite as horrible as I thought I did when I looked in my new bathroom mirror! I followed Kate out the door and she drove me to school. I got out and she pointed to the office building and I walked to it. "Becca, were really going to have to get you a car!", I looked at Kate with a baffled expression. She wanted to get me a car, I couldn't believe it. No one has ever wanted to get me anything like that. I walked into the warm office room. The lady at the desk suddenly looked up from the novel she was reading and looked at me. "Rebecca Walker, I'm a new student!" , I said. "Oh, let me get your scedule dear", she said, "I should have know...", she mumbled. "Here you go, your first class is in the west wing." I nodded and strode out of the warm office building into the cold icy air looking for the west wing. I found it very easily, I walked in and down the hall to my first class which was english. I wasn't quite sure how people would react to me. When I walked into the class room all of the students there looked up at me! I then walked up to the teacher whos name I only new was because he had a plack on his wall saying he had a degree, Mr. Turner his name was. He looked up from grading papers and said, "yes, how may I help you?", "I'm new, my name is.." he cut me off "Rebecca, oh we've been expecting you!" I quietly mumbled "Becca" thinking he wouldn't hear me, but he did because he looked at me with a puzzled expression. He pointed to an empty desk and said there are no assigned seats so tomarrow I was free to choose to sit where ever I wanted tomarrow! I sat next to a bubbly looking girl in the back row, she had blonde straight hair and had lots of freckles. She turned and looked at me. "Hi, my name is Abigail Richards, but you can call me Abby!" I looked at her like as if she said something in a totally different language. But I wasn't going to be rude so I responded by saying "Hello, I'm Rebecca, but you can call me Becca." "I love that name", she said with a huge grin, "thanks", I mumbled it so low I wondered if she could here me. She turned away proudly as if she had won an award for talking to me. It turned out that we spent half the morning in Mr. Turner's class, so after that was over I went to lunch. My new "friend" led me to the cafeteria. She pointed out all the people in the cafeteria. All of the sudden someone caught my eye. "There so..." she cut me off, "Pale, yeah that's Jacob Hale, Bree Hale, and Kyle Peircing", "there a little bit different then the rest of us!" What do you mean?", I said without looking at her to talk to her. "Oh it's nothing!", she said "ok", I let the subject drop after that! Aftere lunch everything went so fast it was like a hazy dream. When school was out I walked outside and saw a brand new Red Toyota Prius Hybrid out side. I walked by it wondering whos it was. There was a little slip of paper on the car windsheild, I glanced at it and saw that it said "To Becca". I picked up the paper and read, To Becca, I know you had your license and I thought as a welcoming gift I would suprise you with a car! I can't exactly drive you to and from school so I thought I would give it to you now. Sorry I wasn't there to see you expression, hope you love it. Love, Kate P.S. I heard red was your favorite color! After I read the neat handwritten note I was shocked that I had my own car. I didn't actually think she would buy me car. Let alone a new car. I thought she might have gotten me a cheap used car or truck or maybe not one at all. I don't understand how Kate had all this money. She didn't even have a job. I don't know who her parents are but they must be giving her money. I got in the, no 'my' new car. It had black leather seats and the keys were already in the ignition with a neat little red bow around the stearing wheel. I was excited. I couldn't believe it. I turned the car on and drove home. It already had directions to my new house in the 'On Star" GPS navigation system! When I arrived at my new home no one was there. I walked into the house and ran up to my room. For some reason the next thing I knew it was morning. I had many days like these where I wouldn't remember anything and would just stare at the wall for hours! The doctor in Beverly Hills said I was canatonic or something, but I knew I just wanted to numb the pain that I felt. I slowly got up and got dressed. I drove myself to school. Kate had already left for her early morning classes when I got up! As I drove into the small little school parking lot Abby was standing there in a small group waving me towards her. I got out of the car slower then I usual would so I wouldn't have to talk to her for long. I walked up to her and she had a huge grin on her face! She pointed out all the names of the people standing with her. There was a blonde headed boy that went by the name of Kyler Mason and two other girls named Ella Banks and Melanie Griffin. They all smiled at be but Melanie who quickly turned away and walked into class with out even saying hello. It was quite annoying being new, I always had to interupt people and tell them to call be "Becca" instead of "Rebecca"! The day went really fast, I decided to go home early before 7th period because I had already taken Junior math and they still hadn't changed my scedule to Senior math. As I was walking out I quickly remebered I forgot my book in my locker. As I was turning around someone started speaking to me. "You know you really shouldn't ditch class!", I swiftly turned around and answered quickly "I once read in a book that ditching was healthy!" I quickly added "sometimes"! But then I saw who it was and gasped at how strangely beautiful he was. It was Jacob Walker talking to me. "Oh, so your a reader!?", He added "yes, if you must know", I ansered with confedence that I didn't know I had! I quickly started walking to my locker so I could leave, but some how he got infront of me! sorry about the typos! I will fix them later! sorry it's most likely really pathetic! You can tell me if it is! I don't know what it will end up about. Vampires?, I have no idea!

How can I fix this? I finally got up the nerve to ask this girl I like out. (previously i think that she that i was blowing her off because I'm shy). Everything went great. We went to dinner and I asked her to have lunch with me and she agreed. Since then, I was studying with her and others and getting along well. For two days everything was going well. Then I decided that I needed to study by myself. I went home and was invited to lunch by her and the group. Since I wanted to spend some time with her I went but I wasnt feeling well. I started getting negative body language from her and agreed to go back to school with the group. I started to study but decided that I should take a nap. She didnt seem too happy w/ me when I got back. Since I needed to get some studying done. I went home for a few hours and got done with the work I needed to do. I went back to school to see her and the group still there. She was still mad. There was only one other group there I went to study with them (they were girls) So then she looked really mad. The next day she wouldnt talk to me. I called her freind to see what was up. I am a stupid guy and I genuinley didnt know. Her freind said that she wasn’t mad at me. So I felt really bad for making assumptions. I saw her back at school and felt really bad but didnt know what to do. Everything was awkard. So I called her up and let her know that I had called her friend and that I felt bad about it cause it bothered me. Her response seemed pretty insincere. I feel like she thinks I’m trying to play headgames with her and that she is playing them with me in return. Should I even bother? Is this normal? This event happened over the course of a week.

what kind of voice do women like? i have a very monotone voice and i feel it is one of my biggest problems with women. i know my body language attracts them and i have the knowledge to help but when i talk it is very boring. how might i fix this? even my public relations books state not to use a boring voice.

My puppy knows to sit, but does not respond to the command "sit." How to fix? A month and a half ago, I picked up a three-month old puppy, and quickly taught him to sit when he wanted treats, food, toys or attention. He sits most of the time; he's fairly well behaved. But six weeks later, I am now realizing he does not respond to the command "sit," but rather knows to intuitively sit---this means I can't get him to sit when I am outside walking him or do not have a treat to give him. (He also seems to be responding to my hand signals and body language, but the word "sit" alone does nothing for him). How can I teach him to sit with just the word, not other cues?

Relationship Issues Questions of Trust And Kindness? I love my boyfriend very much. He has hurt my feelings and has almost past the point of no return. He says he loves me and wants to work on things and does not want to say goodbye. What should he have to do or show me to convince me that he is going to be trustworthy and kind? I am ready to move on if he does not fix things. Trust Not putting himself into situations alone with women that could lead to cheating. That is not staying alone in a hotel room with a woman. Not dancing with a woman a night on a trip. Watching boundaries. Kindness Not blaming, not lashing out verbally or not having excessive anger that shows in body language. Communicating without being defensive, I look at this listed and think there may be no hope at all. What do you think? Can counselling help a man with these problems? I am willing to get counselling. I am always willing to improved myself for myself. I am fine with moving on. I tried to wish him a good life and happness, but he said no. He did not want to say goodbye. He said he still wants to work on things. He said I am too sweet and he does not want to deal with me. On the other hand he is saying that I have to deal with this stuff or break up with him. I guess people are correct he wants to have his cake and eat it too. He wants to be commited and single at the same time.

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What makes someone look nervous? Sometimes I get comments from people "Whats the matter, you look all stiffed up?" "Hey you look like you are worried about something" WTF? Sometimes I'm not even nervous or worried, I'm just neutral. What the hell body language am I giving off, and how to fix it?

Could I have a social disorder, or just something simpler? I would like to know in case I can get it fixed? I am a 19 year old sophomore college male. I have no friends in college, but I have a couple at home, of whom I don't see much of during breaks. I used to wear the same clothes everyday until I forced myself to improve myself, but I still eat the same things for lunch and dinner every day. I have a speech impediment. I can never get past "what's up" in a conversation except for maybe asking one question. I can however though continue a conversation if the opposing member thinks of something to talk about. I've read many books and practiced but no change. I am anxious in public and prefer sitting in my dorm all day rather than socializing with people. I prefer being by myself all of the time, even away from family, although I desperately want to change that. I stutter most of the time I talk. I never knew what body language was until I recently read about it. I can talk to the couple of friends I do have though easily and can converse normally and comfortably, but not with others. I also get obsessed with one particular thing for a long period of time (aka running 90 miles a week to get fast, eating 5000 calories a day to gain weight, etc). Sorry for the weird format, I just wanted to add a lot of stuff in a shortish amount of space. I really want to be like normal people but it's always been so difficult. What can I do to help? TIA! I'm not into the whole drinking scene, and I couldn't really go out with anyone unless I was a friend of theirs. I've never ever had a girlfriend, which says a lot about my experience going out places or asking people to go out.

what about big phil now? i said that when he took over at the bridge he would struggle,not having managed a league team since 1992. and so it seems to be coming true. his body language is that of a broken man. who doesnt have a clue how to fix the problems. ANY COMMENTS ANYBODY

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When women play with or twirl their hair, does this really mean anything? I see women doing this all the time, is it really some unconscious body language or is she just fixing her hair? For example, there are a few girls at work that seem to do this whenever I'm talking to them, as well as this girl that I don't really know at all, when we are in the elevator, for example, she'll start doing the same thing with her hair. A friend of mine says it means something and goes into this whole description about men and women's body language. I don't know if I really believe any of it, I tend to view it that their just fixing their hair, and not some secret, unconscious body language.

please can you fix my art supplement resume? i know there is a lot of mistakes but i can't see them, please help to fix them, feel free to change any word you don't like, i will be very appreciated: The movie: the forgotten village (the first Saudi horror film). The Director: Abdullah Abu talib. The Writer: Tariq al-Dakhil The Producer: Majdi Al-Rais The distributor: Rotana Country : Saudi Arabia The language: Arabic and English Running time: 90 minutes. First appearance: October 2007 press conference in Cairo, And in 2008 gulf film festival in Dubai. The premiere will be in June 2009. The shooting started in a very mall old ghost town in the early of 2007, the movie was one of the most controversial issues in Saudi Arabia; because of the female actors, and the director received a lot of threatens demanding him to stop shooting the movie in Saudi Arabia, after 8 months the whole shooting process was finished. The movie comes after two Saudi's filming attempts. Before the shooting start I went through one month of preparation for the role (Canadian tourist), learned so many things in this one month about acting and body movements and how to maintain a full control on my emotions, it was eight months exhaustion and fun. I used to work at the ice rink for nine hours then to the shooting location, because most of shooting were in the night, during the act the feeling was priceless, After the movie was done I received a very encouraging critics from the movie`s evaluation committee for my performance in the movie, and they assign me to a new mission for photographing and documenting tourism and archaeological areas in Saudi Arabia.

ppl wat can i do more??? i took some lessons in the collage about the family and how can i fix problems,also i took some lessons about reading the body language and how can i use it to stay calm, i read alot about heart diseases ,i did all of that coze my parents fight the whole time and i am only 14 but i cant put up with this any more i am soo tired wat can i do???

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Why do white women feel that ..When They See A Black man In public he Automatically Wants Them ? Its seems as if white women no matter what age, sex, or career type, seem to think when they see a black man they don't know they automatically have a chance with him.(especially overweight white women) When a white woman sees a black man that she doesn't know, even if shes physically attractive or not.She will begin body language that suggests she has a chance.Examples : Fixes her hair.She could be acting normal,but when she sees him she starts to act "Ghetto" or stiff in up and try to look sexy. Whats really funny if the black man ignores a white woman he does not know, she gets pissed lol..as if she was disrespected lol.if the black guy doesn't want her, she will think he is weird or gay LMAO.. I'm looking for comments and thoughts about this thanks... m not trying to offend anyone.Just a question

Advice to Young Men from an Old Man ? what would you take? 1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid. 2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time 3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized. 4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose. 5. As a former Marine, take it from me. Don’t join the military, unless you want to risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people’s economic or political interests. 6. If something has a direct benefit to an individual or a class of people, and a theoretical, abstract, or amorphous benefit to everybody else, realize that the proponent’s intentions are to benefit the former, not the latter, no matter what bullshit they try to feed you. 7. Don’t be a Republican. They are self-dealing crooks with no sense of honor or patriotism to their fellow citizens. If you must be a Republican, don’t be a “conservative.” They are whining, bitching, complaining, simple-minded self-righteous idiots who think they’re perpetual victims. Listen to talk radio for a while, you’ll see what I mean. 8. Don’t take proffered advice without a critical analysis. 90% of all advice is intended to benefit the proponent, not the recipient. Actually, the number is probably closer to 97%, but I don’t want to come off as cynical. 9. You’ll spend your entire life listening to people tell you how much you owe them. You don’t owe the vast majority of people shit. 10. Don’t undermine your fellow young men. Mentor the young men that come after you. Society recognizes that you have the potential to be the most power force in society. It scares them. Society does not find young men sympathetic. They are afraid of you, both individually and collectively. Law enforcement’s primary purpose is to suppress you. 11. As a young man, you’re on your own. Society divides and conquers. Unlike women who have advocates looking out for them (NOW, Women’s Study Departments, government, non-profit organizations, political advocacy groups) almost no one is looking out for you. 12. Young men provide the genius and muscle by which our society thrives. Look at the Silicone Valley. By in large, it was not old men or women that created the revolution we live. Realize that society steals your contributions, secures it with our intellectual property laws, and then takes credit and the rewards where none is due. 13. Know that few people have your best interests at heart. Your mother does. Your father probably does (if he stuck around). Your siblings are on your side. Everybody else worries about themselves. 14. Don’t be afraid to tell people to “Fuck off” when need be. It is an important skill to acquire. As they say, speak your piece, even if your voice shakes. 15. Acquire empathy, good interpersonal skills, and confidence. Learn to read body language and non-verbal communication. Don’t just concentrate on your vocational or technical skills, or you’ll find your wife fucking somebody else. 16. Keep fit. 17. Don’t speak ill of your wife/girlfriend. Back her up against the world, even if she’s wrong. She should know that you have her back. When she needs your help, give it. She should know that you’ll take her part. 18. Don’t cheat on your wife/girlfriend. If you must cheat, don’t humiliate her. Don’t risk having your transgressions come back to her or her friends. Don’t do it where you live. Don’t do it with people in your social circle. Don’t shit in your own back yard. 19. If your girlfriend doesn’t make you feel good about yourself and bring joy to your life, fire her. That’s what girlfriends are for. 20. Don’t bother with “emotional affairs.” They are just a vehicle for women to flirt and have someone make them feel good about themselves. That’s the part of a relationship they want. For you it is a lot of work and investment in time. If they are having an emotional affair with you, they’re probably fucking someone else. 21. Becoming a woman’s friend and confidant is not going to get you into an intimate relationship. If you haven’t gotten the girl within a reasonably short period of time, chances are you won’t ever get her. She’ll end up confiding to you about the sexual adventures she’s having with someone else. 22. Have and nurture friendships with women. 23. Realize that love is a numbers game. Guys fall in love easily. You’re going to see some girl and feel like you’ll die if you don’t get her. If she rejects you, move on to the next one. It’s her loss. 24. Don’t be an internet troll. Got out and live life. There is not a cadre of beautiful women advertising on Craigslist to have NSA sex with you. Beautiful women don’t need to advertise. The websites that advertise with attractive women’s photos and claims of loneliness are baloney. All they want is your money and your personal information so that they can market to you. The posts on Craigslist by young “women” seeking NSA sex, and asking for a picture are just a bunch of gay troll pic collectors. This is especially true if the post uses common gay lexicon like “hole” as in “fuck my hole” or seeks “masculine” men, or uses the word cock (except in the context of “Don’t send a cock shot.”) There are women on Craigslist. They are easily recognizable by their 2-5 paragraph postings. Most are in their 30's or older. 25. When you become a man in full, know that people will get in your way. People who are attracted to you will somehow manage to step in your path. Gay guys will give you “the look.” Old people will somehow stumble in front of you at the worst time. Don’t get frustrated. Just step aside and go about your business. Know that these are passive aggressive methods to get you to acknowledge their existence. 26. Don’t gay bash. Don’t mentally or physically abuse people because of who they are, or how they present themselves. It’s none of your business to try to intimidate people into conformity. 27. If your gay, admit it to yourself, your parents, your friends and society at large. Be prepared to get harassed. See rule 14. If someone threatens you or assaults you, call the cops. Have them arrested. You have no obligation to self sacrifice because of who you are. As a gay person, you’ll have more social freedom than straight men. Use it to protect yourself. Be prepared to get out of Dodge if your orientation makes your life unbearable. Move to San Francisco, New York, Atlanta, or New Orleans. You’ll find a welcoming community there. 28. Don’t be a poser. Avoid being one of those dudes who puts a surfboard on top of their car, but never surfs, or a dude with a powder coated fixed gear bike and a messenger bag, but was never a messenger. Live the life. Earn your bona fides. 29. Don’t believe the crap about the patriarchy. More women are accepted and attend college. More degrees are awarded to women than men. Women outlive men. More men commit suicide. Men are twice as likely to be victims of violence, including murder. If you consider sexual assaults in prisons, twice as many men are raped as women (society thinks prison rape is funny). The streets are littered with homeless men, sprinkled with a few homeless women. Statically, women are happier than men. The myth that girls are being cheated by are educational system is belied by the fact that schools are bastions of femininity, mostly run by and taught by women. Girls outperform boys in school. It is the boys in school getting fucked over, and prescribed ritalin for being boys. Real wages for men are falling, while real wages for women are rising. Just because someone says something enough times, doesn’t make it true. You have nothing to feel guilty about. 30. Remember, 97% of all advice is worthless. Take what you can use, and trash the rest. vicioustwist san francisco 02-15-07

Girls - Why? Have you ever noticed that when a guy stares at you? Your body language all the sudden goes into hyperdrive. Your hands want to play with your hair, and keep touching your face, when before you weren't. Or to start looking at things or in directions that do not make any sense. You start to fix your shirt or look at your pants. Is this some type of flirting that I'm supposed to react to. What should I do? Usually I smile at this point, but then it gets even more akward. Girls - has these things ever happened to you?

I have a follow through problem talking with girls...ummm, help? Well, I never really thought of myself as being afraid of girls (I talk, joke, and hang out with them often) but whenever I come across a girl that I like (that I do not or only mildly know) I use body language to see if they like me, and talk to them conversationally sometimes. Here comes the problem, when I do realize they like me (or at least think they like me back) I'm not bold enough to say or do anything about it. Can someone please give me some advice on how to fix this, or what to say to girls like this while passing in the hall or at the gym? All of you love doctors and relationship experts out there, help! I feel like such a wussy. Telling me to grow some won't help, I tell myself that all the time.

Html, how can I fix my rollover? Here's my code. <html> <title> 2nd Semester Photoshop Project </title> <body bgcolor= "lime green"> <center><h1> Floyd Mayweather Jr. Before & After</h1></center> <a href="index.htm">Go to Index<br><html> <center><a href="JavaScript:void(0);" onMouseOver="if (document.images) document.maker1.src='http://www.westcoastboxingdvds.com/fighters_photo_mayweather.jpg';" onMouseOut="if (document.images) document.maker1.src='http://img76258.pictiger.com/images/14885561';"><img src="fmj.jpg" width="150" height="150" name="maker1" border="15"></a> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript">  <a href="index.htm">Go to Index <br> </script></center> </html> I want to make a rollover of a picture of floyd mayweather before and after I photoshopped it. So the first picture I got off of google and I want it to be the starting image Then the second image I photoshopped and after I run my mouse over it it should appear. The problem is only the first image is appearing, but when I click or put my mouse over it, the one I photoshopped doesn't appear. Can you help?

Is this a good body paragraph for my COLLEGE ESSAY? Please tell me if its wrong or anything I should rephrase or fix? Is the grammar and punctuation correct? Also, do you think its wrong to say ''you'' in this essay? Like you will see here I did. --------------------------------------... When I was ten years old my family immigrated from Azerbaijan to America I was petrified with anxiety about adapting to the new culture and mastering the new language. My mother, however, made a bold move and found a job. She was not fluent in English and lacked work experience. After a few years of exhausting labor, my mother went to college to earn her Bachelor's Degree in Nursing. I have watched her study for hours, with several, massive books laid out on the table. I would often ask her, ''Mom, how can you study so much?'' and she would always reply, ''sometimes in life, we have to do things we don't want to, to achieve those we do.'' I really began to understand the importance of being responsible and cr creating your own path in life, however you want to shape it.

Dogs fighting. Help? I deleted the last question because I felt it was not clear enough (although thank you for all the helpful advice I did receive) I have recently taken in a dog until a friend can take her back (a pug) shortly after taking her in, she began to act dominating towards my dogs and soon fights broke out. The fights have gotten very, very serious and it is 2 of mine against the pug (please note that I always break them up.) I read that in this situation I was to allow the dominant female to be dominant over the others (food and petting first) I read that in several different places. I do not allow any of my dogs to dominate me however. Also, when the dogs are not fighting, there is a lot of affection between them (my dominant female and the pug constantly curl up together) I do try to minamize fights as much as possible by reading into their body language but generally the fights occur around my mother. Is there a way I can fix this or should I find another home for her?

Help stop aggressive behavior when free longing my horse? While I am free longing my horse, she often cuts across the roundpen or arena in a certain spot to cuts the far corner. To prevent her from doing this, I move towards her and flick the long whip at her shoulder to ask her to move away from me. However, instead of doing that, she usually ignores me, goes right by me and sometimes tries to kick at me! She seems to be aggravated when I ask her to move away; I try to guide her into the corner using body language and the whip, but she responds aggressively to it. I obviously don't want to get hurt, and I've tried to fix the problem several times in several ways. I always reward her with a "good girl!" when she responds well, or makes an effort to. However, she's not getting much better. She is not an aggressive mare at all and we know each other well, so I'm not sure why she is doing this. I am trying to be assertive towards her (not aggressive) and I do not always just longe her; I vary what I do with her. She has this problem in both directions, and it is not related to the gate or anything outside of the area (she does the same thing wherever I longe her; roundpen/arena/field. Also, she is turned out all day and stays in a stall at night. She is very sound, and is in no obviously discomfort, pain, etc. I also work her on a variety of footings (grass, rubber, dirt) and there is no difference. I am using a long longe whip, and am being as clear and consistent in my signals as possible. I've had this horse for over two years, and we know each other's body language well. However, I like the idea of setting up obstacles for her (PeaBee, thank you!) because it makes sense that she might be getting bored and unfocused. Paintgirl, your advice makes SO much sense! I can't believe that I didn't realize all that before, so thank you very much! I've been reading about Chris Irwin's techniques, and they work really well. I've really improved my communication with my horse, but this is one of the problems I'm still working out. PrettyKitty, thanks for reminding me about the two whip technique. I've found also, that it works well!

Any ideas on a new hobby? I need a new hobby. I have spent WAY too much time on this damn computer and I need something new that will involve my hands and mind, and hopefully produce something interesting and eyecatching. I have about $400 for startup. Don't say foreign language, instrument or knitting. Not saying those aren't cool, they just aren't for me. I can't draw or paint or air brush or any of that. I would like to do something like take a motorclycle apart and fix it up but I don't have any know how. I mean I can take it apart and put it back together but wouldn't really know what is broken. I can weld but don't have a welder, I can do body work (3 months in a body shop) but I don't have the tools. Anyone have any ideas I can look into and see if I would like it. Keeping in mind that I live in a little town in the of no where Kansas. So I can't run to a supply store everyday pr something. I have a garage I can work on stuff in. And alot of tools.

Political decision and real action : contact with human suffering /as Result? Every time Bush stands up to speak about the war, how we have to stick it out, how we have to stand up against evil, how our nation is being called to do its historic duty, I have the same thought: and what are you doing besides making this stupid speech? Presidents speak as if they somehow embody the will of the nation, and so the courage shown by the troops is their courage, the determination of the commanders on the ground is their determination too, and the strong will of the people to fork over to fund this ghastly war is their strong will too. They might even believe it. But this has nothing to do with reality. The people who are ordering this war to be fought are not actually doing the fighting. The politicians are not dying by the dozens per day. Senators aren’t getting their arms and legs blown off or their faces disfigured. Executive branch bureaucrats are not fearing for their lives every minute, facing extreme psychological stress, suffering from every manner of sleep deprivation or physical malady. Nor do politicians live with the ever-lasting guilt that comes with killing in cold blood people who are merely trying to secure the independence of their country. Indeed, politicians try to stay as far away from the real action of war as possible. When Bush encounters enlisted soldiers, it is only within carefully scripted parameters. His handlers make sure that he hears cheers, not hisses. All the politicians spend more time watching poll numbers than body counts. For them, most of the death associated with this war is an abstraction. If any of them were forced to witness first hand the scene of a suicide bomb that kills 20 in an instant, sleep in the bunkers with the troops and hear of their fears and struggles, to personally deliver the news of a dead husband to a young wife and children, matters would be different indeed. But does that make them any less guilty? Not according to the Bush administration’s own moral theory of culpability. They claim that Osama bin Laden bears the primary guilt for the crime of 9-11. He didn’t fly the planes into buildings. They say that he sponsored the hijackers’ training, planted the idea, and gave the orders. That makes him a war criminal and deserving of death. But then so too have Bush and the political class sponsored the training of the soldiers who are killing and being killed daily. They gave the commanders the notion that it would be a good idea to demolish a country and a people. Bush and those he hired have given the orders. And unlike the case of Osama, there is no doubt about the paper trail that leads directly to the White House. All these years later, after hundreds of thousands of dead, after unthinkable evil perpetuated and unleashed on Iraq, we are starting to see a growth in the opposition based on partisan concerns. The Democrats watch polls, and they observe that the war is wildly unpopular and increasingly so all the time. So there is a movement growing within the party not to back down when faced with Bush’s preposterous rhetoric that cutting the flow of funds would harm the troops and bring about a victory for terrorism. What’s sad here, even disgusting, is that it has taken a strong movement in the polls and the prospect of an election to finally light a fire under the Democrats. Rivers of blood and the destruction of a country – even massive evidence that the administration lied us into war – haven’t prompted an effort to stop the war. But a change in the polls seems to have made a difference. What does this tell us about political motivation? Across the country, politicians are telling audiences: we care about you. We care about your real problems such as health care and education. We seek the well-being of you and your family, and we have a plan to assist you in every respect. But one only needs to look at this war to see how much these people truly care about human well-being. If they did, they wouldn’t have to wait for poll shifts to stop the killing. They would act even if the decision were unpopular. To use the old public-choice language concerning this war, the costs are diffuse and spread thinly but the benefits are direct. The Democrats too benefit from war booty. They have merchants of death in their districts that get the cash. They benefit from the huge spike in "homeland security" funds, and so have every incentive to keep the level of war hysteria high and growing. They are part of the state apparatus, and war is the health of the state. They too have much to lose from ending the war and much to gain from keeping some form of the war going. So do they really care about human well-being? It’s an abstraction to them. So how to fix the problem? One solution is suggested by a visit that Democratic leader Harry Reid made to the Walter Reed Army Medical Center. He met with gravely wounded troops. He also called survivors of the dead and spoke to them about their problems. All evidence indicates that he was deeply touched. He is, after all, a human being, and anyone who wouldn’t be touched by such contact with human suffering would have to be morally blind or a demon possessed. It was this experience that has prompted him to work for an end to the war. Though one must note that no such trip was required for Ron Paul to oppose this war from the beginning. Is there not some antiwar group that could arrange for the non-Ron Paul political class to make similar phone calls and pay visits to those who suffer? Such experiences could help create an intellectual link between their political decisions and the suffering they bring about. We need ever more such visits. Even better would be to sponsor field trips by the political class to actually walk in the steps of the troops in Iraq. That would be enough to dispel the impression that ending the war amounts to a failure to support the troops.

html form not working with javascript function? I built this code myself its suppost to take a user input value and run the function and spit the number back out but every time I try and run it I get a error code from line 40 (IE6), saying that the object does not support that atribute, but I know it does. I numbered the lines at the comment boxes. function: <script language="JavaScript">  </script> form: <div id="body"> <form name="ministercalc" action=''> Minister level to obtain:<br /> (line 40)<input type="text" name="lvltoget" value="" /> <br /> <input type="button" value="Run" onClick="ministercalc();" /> </form> I just want to know why its not working and what I can do to fix it.

Could I have a social disorder or just something simpler? I would like to know in case I can get it fixed? am a 19 year old sophomore college male. I have no friends in college, but I have a couple at home, of whom I don't see much of during breaks. I used to wear the same clothes everyday until I forced myself to improve myself, but I still eat the same things for lunch and dinner every day. I have a speech impediment. I can never get past "what's up" in a conversation except for maybe asking one question. I can however though continue a conversation if the opposing member thinks of something to talk about. I've read many books and practiced but no change. I am anxious in public and prefer sitting in my dorm all day rather than socializing with people. I prefer being by myself all of the time, even away from family, although I desperately want to change that. I stutter most of the time I talk. I never knew what body language was until I recently read about it. I can talk to the couple of friends I do have though easily and can converse normally and comfortably, but not with others. I also get obsessed with one particular thing for a long period of time (aka running 90 miles a week to get fast, eating 5000 calories a day to gain weight, etc). Sorry for the weird format, I just wanted to add a lot of stuff in a shortish amount of space. I really want to be like normal people but it's always been so difficult. What can I do to help? TIA!

html help! Please!? I'm trying to implement a piece of html code to something very specific: I want to display a stationary image behind my text so that my text will be moving over my image (I hope that's not too confusing) Here's my code <head> <meta http-equiv="Content-Language" content="en-us"> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"> <STYLE TYPE="text/css"> BODY { background-image: url(Windows Background 2 (A).jpg) } BODY { background-repeat: repeat } BODY { background-position: center } </STYLE> </head> <body background="Windows XP.jpg"> <body background="Windows XP.jpg" bgproperties="fixed"> The thing is, is this... The code works great for IE. But in FireFox and other browsers, it doesn't. What's wrong with my code? Can anybody help me get this to work with other browsers (I'll settle for firefox at this point) in addition to IE? PLEASE! Thanks...

what is this code for? haha, it's the code for my myspace! thanks for answering

office 2007 Problem? It is true that if we install Microsoft Office 2007 than outlook express's spelling language will be change to Franch.. does any body know how to fix that problem without changing office version..>?

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I extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did. I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after climbing the basement steps the next time they come by. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man. "Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two old ladies have played bridge together for many years, and naturally they have gotten to know each other pretty well. One day, during a game of cards, one lady suddenly looks up at the other and says, "I realize we've known each other for many years, but for the life of me, I just can't bring it to mind... would you please tell me your name again, dear?" There is dead silence for a couple of minutes, then the other lady responds, "How soon do you need to know?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know there are starving people in those third world countries, and you're just wasting that food. Then package it up and ship it to 'em if you're so concerned you dumb shit! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit. She'd specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she'd brought it especially for that occasion, and she was distressed that the mortician had left him in the same brown suit he'd been wearing when the lightning bolt hit him. She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she'd brought especially for that purpose. The undertaker said, "But madam! It's only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can't possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time. The lady said, "Who's paying for this?" Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit. After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he'd been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast. The funeral director said, "Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back room and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Bernuth, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor!" he started. "No need to repeat yourself, my good man," replied the doctor. "One 'doctor' is enough." "Yes, well, you see, I've got this problem," the man continued. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!" "A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Come over here and lie down on the couch." "Oh no, Doctor. I'm not allowed up on the furniture." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed. The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The teacher of the Earth Science class was lecturing on map reading. He spent the class explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes. Towards the end of class, the teacher asked his students, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude..." A student's voice broke the confused silence, and volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone, sir." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered all over Bloomingdales. "Why Bloomingdales?" asked the rabbi. "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a super market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half. The boy explained that he would have to ask the manager and so he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the request and the man went on his way. Later on the manager said to the boy, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from, son?" The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir." "Oh, really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" inquired the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there." "My wife is from Minnesota", exclaimed the manager. The boy instantly replied, "Really! What team did she play for?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird finally the man said "If you don't stop swearing I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continued, so finally the man put the bird in the freezer. About an hour later the parrot asked the man to please open the door. As the man took the shivering bird out of the freezer it said "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!" I Have no Idea what happened here!! SORRY

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some more bizarre facts? happy reading lol. *According to sales, 17,000 individual 'smarties' are eaten every minute in the UK *The life of an eyelash is about 5 months. *Iceland, Europe's second largest island following Great Britain, boasts of having the world's oldest 'active' parliamentary body, Althing, which first met in 930AD. *The Turkish football club, Galatasaray, has an A for every other letter. *The tongue of a mature Blue Whale has approximately the same mass as that of an entire adult elephant. *The study, which tested telephones, desks, water coolers, doorknobs, and toilet seats, compiled 7,000 samples from major centers across the country. What they found, was that while phones ranked highest in bacteria levels, the office desk was a close second. *In England during World War I, many German names and titles were changed and given more English-sounding names, including the royal family's from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor. Kaiser Wilhelm II countered this by jokingly saying that he was off to see a performance of 'The Merry Wives of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.' *Both turdoid and turdine mean "belonging to the family turdus," Turdus musicus is the song thrush & Turdus viscivorus is the mistletoe thrush *Nearly a quarter of all mammals can fly; with a huge 985 known species, bats make up 23.1% of all known mammals by species *January is National Soup Month in the United States, January is the seasonal equivalent to July in the Southern Hemisphere; & on Jan 14th, 90% of New Year resolutions will be broken! *You use an average of 43 muscles for a frown and you use an average of 17 muscles for a smile, and they say every two thousand frowns creates one wrinkle *Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms in the first 14 nestling days of their life and that is not even their main food on the menu (14 feet a day is wrong) But parent robins make around 100 food visits to the nest every day! *The first man to die during planning & construction of the Hoover Dam was the father of the last man to die during its construction. December 20, 1922 with J.G. Tierney a Bureau of Reclamation employee who was part of a geological survey and drowned when he fell from a barge. Exactly 13 years later, in 1935, his son Patrick W. Tierney, fell to his death from an intake tower. * You will have to walk 80 kilometers for your legs to equal the amount of exercise your eyes get daily *The Chinese used fingerprints as a method of identification back in 700 *Sound travels 15 times faster through steel than it does through the air *A greenfly born on a Tuesday can be a grandparent by Friday *There are more mobile phones in UK than there are people *Termites are affected by music; the termites will eat your house twice as fast if you play them loud music *Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the extreme fear of Friday the 13th *One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water! *Christopher Trace, the first presenter of Blue Peter, was the body double for Charlton Heston in the film Ben-Hur *Thomas Edison got patents for a method of making concrete furniture and a cigar which was supposed to burn forever *A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water *If you think of the Milky Way as being the size of the continent of Asia, our solar system would be the size of a penny. *The chicken is the closest living relative to the Tyrannosaurus Rex Myth or fact?? *The average driver will be locked out of their car nine times during their life time (yes, men are in the stats) *A Boeing 767 airliner contains 3,100,000 parts * Belief in the existence of vacuums used to be punishable under Church law * Your skin weighs twice as much as your brain *An owl can see a mouse moving from over 150ft away by a light no brighter than candlelight *The average person has walked 100,000 miles by the time they reach the age of 85. *Your hearing is less sharp after eating too much *In the course of a lifetime, the average person spends 2 years on the phone (I bet cell phones/mobiles were not taken into consideration when that fact was worked out!!) * Henry VIII was once served a loin of beef while visiting the house of a noble. He was so impressed with the beef that he asked for a sword and knighted it! Ever since, that particular cut of beef has been known as sirloin. ("Sir Loin").. This is a MYTH *In a lifetime, the average clean-shaven man will spend five months shaving and will remove 28ft of hair. *Beethoven was extremely particular about his coffee , he always counted 60 beans per cup. *In 1943, Navy officer Grace Hopper had to fix a computer glitch caused by a moth, hence the term 'computer bug'. *Jupiter is large enough to contain the other major 7 planets in our solar system. *The water pressure inside every onion cell would be sufficient to explode a steam engine. *Sunglasses were first worn by film stars, not to look mysterious, but to relieve there eyes from the dazzling glare of the early studio lights *If you take any number, double it, add 10, divide by 2, and subtract your original number, the answer will always be 5. *Over a 12 day period your body generates a whole new set of taste buds. (This process continues until you are in your 70's.) *Greyhounds can reach their top speed of 45 mph in just 3 strides *There is more sugar in 1kg of lemons than in 1kg of strawberries. *Paraskevidekatriaphobia, is a morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th. Therapist Dr. Donald Dossey, whose specialty is treating people with irrational fears, coined the term. He claims, when you can pronounce the word you are cured. Friggatriskaidekaphobia has the same meaning. *American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class *Titan arum is probably the world's smelliest flower. Originating in the tropical rain forests of Sumatra, this huge, extremely rare flower is a giant lily. It seldom blooms, but when it does the smell is described as something like the dead carcass of an animal *A Viking tribe once raided England because they had run out of beer *Walt Disney World generates about 120,000 pounds of garbage every day. *Turtles can breath through their bottoms. *Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. *The buzz generated by an electric razor in America is in the key of B flat. In the UK, it is in the key of G. *Some of the most popular lipstick shades in Renaissance England were named, Rat, Horseflesh, Turkey, Blood and Puke. *When Thomas Eddison died in 1941, Henry Ford captured his dying breath in a bottle. *Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" was the first Hollywood film that showed a toilet flushing - thereby generating many complaints. *The first flying-trapeze circus act was performed by Frenchman Jules Leotard at the Circus Napoleon on Nov 12th 1859. He invented the garment now known as the leotard. *In 1972 when Gordon Brown (British Chancellor of the Excheque) was 21, he won a Daily Express competition for "A Vision of Britain In The Year 2000." *It is said, grapefruit scent makes middle age women seem six years younger to men (but it does not work the other way round). *The average elephant produces 50lb of dung a day. *The dinosaur noises in Jurassic Park came from slowing down the sounds of elephants, geese and horses. *The French invented the pop of the Christmas Cracker in the 19th century (Tom Smith bought the idea back to UK after holidaying in France) *The chances of hitting 2 holes-in-one during the same round of golf is one in 8 million *Victorian ladies tried to enlarge their boobs by bathing in strawberries *Until the 18th century, India produced almost all the world's diamonds *The ancient Egyptians thought it was good luck to enter a house left foot first *During their marriage, Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton bought an electric chair for their dining room * The average single man is one inch shorter than the average married man *Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet of which 80% are in-cloud flashes and 20% are cloud-to-ground flashes. *When screen lover Rudolph Valentino married Jean Acker (on Bonfire Day), she locked him out of their bedroom, the marriage lasted only six hours *160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road. On paper they can, as the road (actually it's an avenue) is 865 feet wide, but in reality they can't. *When a female horse and a male donkey mate, the off-spring is called a mule; but when a male horse and a female donkey mate, the off spring is called a HINNY *On average women speak 7000 words per day, where as men speak just over 2000 *Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair *While in Alcatraz, Al Capone was inmate No.85 *Disney World is bigger than the world's 5 smallest countries *A house fly hums in the middle octave key of F *Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor *In one gram of soil, about ten million bacteria live in it *A single ounce of gold can be beaten into a thin film covering 100 square feet *Before the 1800, there were no separately designed shoes for left and right feet *Paper was invented early in the second century by Chinese eunuch *The first person to receive a singing telegram was singer Rudy Vallee, in honour of his 32nd birthday, July 28th 1933. * The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched *In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes when you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase, "Goodnight, sleep tight." *There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball *A 75-year-old male driver received ten traffic tickets, drove on the wrong side of the road four times, committed four hit-and-run offenses and caused six accidents, all within 20 minutes, in McKinney, TX on 15 Oct 1966 [Worst driver: G. B. of Records] *The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards." *Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Shaghoopal *The word "trivia" comes from the Latin "trivium" which is the place where three roads meet. People would gather and talk about all sorts of matters. Also in medieval universities, the trivium comprised the three subjects taught first, grammar, logic, and rhetoric, AND the Roman Goddess, Trivia, is the goddess of crossroads, witchcraft and the harvest moon. *In 1935, the police in Atlantic City, New Jersey, arrested 42 men on the beach. They were cracking down on topless bathing suits worn by men. *During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. *The distance between cities are actually the distances between city halls. When you see a sign "Sheffield - 40 miles" it means it is 40 miles to the city hall of that city sign *The name of Canada is believed to come from the Iroquois Indian word "Kanata", meaning "village" or "community". The word Canada was first used in a 1534 text written by Jacques Cartier describing the Indian village of Stadacona. *The longest non-medical word in the English language is floccipausinihilipilification (29 letters), which means "the act of estimating as worthless." *Dominica, Mexico, Zambia, Kiribati, Fiji and Egypt all have birds on their flags. *Bees visit over 2,000 flowers and fly over 55,000 miles to produce just 1lb. of honey *Four out of every ten people who come to a party in your home will look in your bathroom cabinet *The taboo against whistling backstage comes from the pre-electricity era when a whistle was the signal for the curtains and the scenery to drop. An unexpected whistle could cause an unexpected scene change! *The sound you hear when macho people crack their knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting. *Francis Bacon died of hypothermia while trying to freeze a chicken by stuffing it with snow *Captain Jean-Luc Picard's (Star Trek) fish was named Livingston *The WD in WD40 means "water displacement." The 40 in WD40 comes from the 40 attempts at creating this product. *Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed. *Mice, whales, elephants, giraffes and man all have seven neck vertebra. * The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz." *American car horns beep in the tone of F. *The only food cockroaches won't eat are cucumbers. *China has more English speakers than the U.S. *Hong Kong has the world's largest double-decker tram fleet in the world *The words silent and listen have the same letters. Santa and Satan do too *You can tell the sex of a turtle by the sound it makes, A male grunts, A female hisses. *There are no public toilets in Peru. *Samuel Clemens [aka Mark Twain] was born in 1835 when Haley's Comet came into view. When he died in 1910, Haley's Comet came into view again *The pound sign is called a 'octothorp.' *In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run *"Dreamt" is the only word in the English language to end in "mt." *The Queen termite can live up to 50 years and have 30,000 children every day *The term, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling matches was, "No eye gouging," eveything else was allowed. *A Dalmatian is the only dog that can get gout *The male gypsy moth can smell the virgin female up to 1.8 miles away *A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away *The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet out of the body. *A puff of smoke, such as when someone is smoking a cigarette or a pipe is called " a lunt " *The name "Pinocchio" is from Tuscany, Italy and means "pine nut" or "kernel". *Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy *It was the left shoe that Aschenputtel (Cinderella) lost at the stairway, when the prince tried to follow her. It was originally the right, but the translator messed up again. *Cinderella's slippers were originally made out of fur. The story was changed in the 1600's by a translator. *Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour & if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee *For 47 days in 1961, the painting "Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat)" was hanging upside down in the Museum of Modern Art in New York. None of the over 116,000 visitors seem to have noticed. *Walt Disney named Mickey Mouse after Mickey Rooney, whose mother he dated. *Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Animal Kingdom." *The magic word 'Abracadabra' was originally intended for the specific purpose of curing hay fever. *The phrase "rule of thumb" was popularized by an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb top to first joint. (a thumb measurement is an inch) *More redheads are born in Scotland UK than in any other part of the world *The Sanskrit word for 'war' means - "desire for more cows". *The average bed is home to over 5 billion dust mites. *Only female wasps, bees, and mosquitoes sting. *Las Vegas means "The Meadows" in Spanish. *Born on November 2, 1718, British politician, John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich, is credited with naming the 'sandwich.' He developed a habit of eating beef between slice of toast so he could continue to play cards uninterrupted. *Ice hockey was first played in 1885 by British soldiers stationed in Canada *Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute. *Your fingernails grow 4 times faster than your toe nails *Pain travels faster than 3000 feet per second *A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person *About 10,000,000 people have the same birthday as you *The snail mates only once in it's entire life, also a snail has 4 noses *The Coca-Cola company is the biggest consumer of sugar in the world *The dot that appears over the letter "i" is called a tittle. *All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job (in case their pants split) *Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty," but he did say, "Beam me up, Mr. Scott" *The word gymnasium comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked *Everyone thought Albert Einstein suffered from dyslexia, because he couldn't speak properly until he was 9 years old. *Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots *The nation of Monaco on the French Riviera, is smaller than Central Park in New York. Monaco is 370 acres and Central Park is 840 acres *Gweneth Paltrow's nickname for Steven Speilberg is "Uncle Morty." Steven Speilberg calls Gweneth Paltrow "Gwynnie the pooh." *You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. *The sorcerer's name in Disney's Fantasia is Yensid, which happens to be Disney backwards. *Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy *The world's longest name is: Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Sr. *Shirly Temple received 135,000 presents on her 8th birthday. * When Christopher Columbus and crew landed in the New World they observed the natives using a nose pipe to smoke a strange new herb. The pipe was called a "tabaka" by the locals, hence our word tobacco. *Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. *The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly. *Hitler and Napoleon both had only one testicle. *Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. *In ancient China, people committed suicide by eating a pound of salt. *Queen Victoria [UK 1837-1901] eased the discomfort of her monthly cramps by having her doctor supply her with marijuana. *The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. [usually in our sleep] ~ this is a MYTH *If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough energy is produced to create an atomic bomb *Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist (William Semple). One way to assure business!! *The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. *The names of the three wise monkeys are: Mizaru: See no evil, Mikazaru: Hear no evil, and Mazaru: Speak no evil. *The Spanish word esposa means "wife." The plural, esposas, means "wives," but also "handcuffs." *23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. * There was one U.S. state that no longer exists? In 1784 the U.S. had a state called Franklin, named after Benjamin Franklin. But four years later, it was incorporated into Tennessee. *The clinical term for a hairy buttocks is "daysypgal." *A duck's quack doesn't echo, and ... no one knows why.~ MYTH everything echoes. University students have recorded a ducks echo. It is usually so quiet we cannot hear it. *"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. ??? Maybe if said fast. *Clans many many years ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them, burnt their houses down - hence the expression " to get fired." !!

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Translation: Bosnian to English? Please click on the word.... not the flag...... (i will fix that when google let pics be links) Weight: 67 Kilos (149 lbs) Marital Status: Divorced Body Type: Hour-glass Sexual Preferance: Straight Ethnicity: American Looking for: Friends, Digital Penpals, Networking, etc... Zodiac Sign: Scorpio Religion: None really, I follow the belief of Paganism but there is no relgion i practice. Drink: Yes Smoke: Yes Favorite Spirit: Absinth or Jack Daniels Wiskey Favorite Food: Mexican Food Education: High School Graduate Kids: Yes the light of my life. Myspace: Yes but i cant no access it at work... thats why i have this.... Languages Spoken: American English, Redneck English, A little American Sign Language, a couple of choice phrazes in Mexican Spanish, and I am TRYING to learn Bosnian. Places I hang Out: Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday... you can party and you dont have to go to work the next day. Tattoos: yes i have quite a few.... i also have my eyeliner and lipstick tattooed on. Hobbies: Creating spreadsheets i presentations Designing web pages Jogging Hunting Hiking Working on vehicles Looking at the stars Learning new things Traveling Collect and read bibles (from all religions) Watching Horror Movies Clubbing (going to the bar) Spending the day at the spa to Grahm: Probably your right... whatever.... if a person knows both i am sure they could figure it out. i was in a hurry. why does it matter if you dont speak it? I am trying to learn but my grammer is horrible and i need help.

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